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    its-a-pewdiepie-party
    Hey, I'm Jessica. Welcome to my blog!

    hypnotiqradiance:

    memephase:

    The other day I got this call from a 50 year old black woman accusing me of calling her boyfriend and telling me she was going to hunt me down and kill me. I am a 14 year old white girl who lives in pennsylvainia

    So this woman just shouted her age and race at you before beginning her conversation?

    (Source: rnassachusett, via krispymeme)

  • 29/07/2014
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  • sarcasticwitness:

    Youtube Impressions! 

    (via cryaotich)

  • 29/07/2014
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  • tjaw96:

    If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

    (via seediest)

  • 29/07/2014
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  • caseyanthonyofficial:

    When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

    image

    (via clestroying)

  • 29/07/2014
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  • thislifesucks:

    Oh now i see why we are like this

    (Source: ruinedchildhood, via okaymad)

  • 29/07/2014
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  • greelin:

    cyberuser:

    i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

    i think you’re still technically gay

    (Source: 1vm, via lubricates)

  • 22/07/2014
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  • "please don’t"

    - me when a whole bunch of enemies start attacking me on video games  (via pudingu)

    (Source: seaprincefukami, via angel-of-da-lord)

  • 22/07/2014
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  • klefable:

    "u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

    ok but consider this

    • i fucking love eyeliner

    (via hellanerd)

  • 21/07/2014
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  • surprisebitch:

    THATS THE SPIRIT

    (Source: malumsau, via fake-mermaid)

  • 21/07/2014
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  • dangerouspoetry:

    dangerouspoetry:

    my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”

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    I’m nearly a 20 year old man

    update:

    I gave in

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    her name is stephanie

    (via faboratory)

  • 21/07/2014
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  • (Source: distant-truth, via tutuhemmo)

  • 21/07/2014
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  • Favourite PewDiePie Let’s Plays (in no particular order)

    (Source: kjellbergpie)

  • 21/07/2014
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  • sagihairius:

    one time my teacher gave me an F on a paper and wrote “see me after school” on it and i was stressing all day about it but when i went later to ask her what was wrong with it she changed the F to an A and said “you were pissing me off this week i wanted you to suffer for a few hours” and i didnt trust her for the rest of the year

    (via lubricates)

  • 21/07/2014
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  • sniffing:

    distressed—teens:

    ddaughter:

    i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

    Finally someone said it.

    (via pizza)

  • 21/07/2014
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  • snorlaxatives:

    why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

    (via lesterlyhowell)

  • 21/07/2014
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