Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.
i like you
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair
who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????
Imagine watching an episode of Catfish and seeing someone use your pictures to catfish someone else
when someone tries to flirt with bae
what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth
THIS IS SO ACCURATE
do you ever wonder how many tourist photos you’re in the background of
None because I never leave the house
Happy 3rd anniversary to Marzia and Felix! [19th August] I wish you many more years of happiness and love.